Presently the internet is flooded with people trying to understand the latest masterpiece by Christopher Nolan. While many may disagree, ‘Interstellar’ is actually a superstellar. The only movie which makes you believe that time travel is possible. The genre of this movie may be sci-fi, but it doesn’t play too much with it. Nolan brothers have done all the necessary research about the movie but he never forgets to strike the right chord.
The idea or the thought process that went behind this particular movie is unbelievable. But if this idea were to be used by these five Bollywood director, then the result would have been definitely disastrous.
For Sajid Khan, the idea of coming up with a plot like ‘Interstellar’ is plain impossible. One can actually find the answer of the 5th dimension easily, but it’s really difficult for Sajid Khan to direct a movie like this. His entire plot will involve people going mad when exposed in the outer space air. His iteration of black hole and wormhole will be literal meaning of these words. He will take the concept of time travel and come up with a disgusting variant of ‘Love Story 2050’. Perhaps, the movie will be called ‘Disastellar’.
In a galaxy far far away, where humans are looking for a habitable planet, Barjatya would have made sure that women are confined into the spaceship’s kitchen, while men do all the work. Even with a college degree, the woman will be cleaning and maintaining the spaceship. And then there will be a crying mother, a happy family, an extremely inappropriate lavish marriage in other galaxy. Shall we call the movie ‘Happy Interstellar Family’?
‘Interstellar’ is already a 3-hour long movie, but it hardly ever makes you realize that it’s that long, thanks to the gripping plot. But if ‘Interstellar’ was made by Ashutosh Gowarikar, then it would have been a five-hour long movie where everything is explained in detail so that Indian audience can understand the movie completely. He would name the movie ‘Interstellar—The Saga’.
A dance/action/sci-fi movie where Prabhu Deva will make sure that Matthew McConaughey dances on the roof top of the spaceship. And yes, the color of the spacesuit will be yellow and bright orange. And then an insane slow motion fight sequence with the extraterrestrial beings. How about it being called ‘Shake A Leg With Interstellar’?
Instead of the ‘stupid’ spaceship, the movie will have SUVs flying in the space going through the wormhole. And the habitable planets will have stereotypical Tamil goons already there, and for sure Tusshar Kapoor or Shreyas Talpade will save the day in the end. And when anything goes wrong then the main protagonist will say “aata maaji satakli.” His movie has to be called ‘Dumbstellar’.